Women shouldn’t have equal rights; they are too important.
We have to protect our Queen and the Mother state.
So man up and grow a pair.
Stop being a pussy and don’t be such a girl,
and stop talking about that time of the month
you women enjoy talking about so much-
it’s disgusting!
And don’t get started on body hair.
No one wants to hear about that either-
it’s disgusting!
You’d look prettier with a bit of slap on,
but not too much.
Women wearing too much make up
look like slags.
Besides you make lovely tea;
you’ll make a great wife one day.
And yes, man flu is a real thing.
This is a man’s world after all; deal with it.
© Clare Abbott (November 2017)
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